Yearbook Madness

Edit: I had two mothers who volunteered to help at the beginning of the school year. They have both deserted me. You know me, can you blame them?
Most of you know I am compiling the yearbook for the spawn's school. It is intensely time consuming since I have taken all pictures, hunted people down, threatened others, judged competing artwork for covers and harassed unknown staff for input of any kind. Now I am sorting/uploading hundreds of pictures/ quotes into some orderly/artistic fashion that will prove to make 500 + kids + their parents/teachers happy.
No, there is no stress on me.
Also I was promised some $1000 in advertising revenue which has gone kaput. As a result the yearbooks will cost the kids a few dollars more than I had wanted. Again, I am not stressed at all considering that the March5th deadline is just a couple of weeks away and I have 84 pages to fill, edit, proof, edit and sign off on.